Em sua única turnê pela europa, Tôscoli aprendeu esta piada:

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit themselves and
engage in animated conversation.
A lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but
she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:
- Emma come first, then I come. Two Asses, I come again. Then the
ass, twice. I come again and pee twice, and I come one last time.
- You foul-mouthed swine - retorted the lady indignantly - in this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!
- Hey, coola down lady - said the man - Imma just tellin my friend
how to spella Mississippi.